Wednesday, August 25, 2010

New Post. My dog died and I just need some time

Friday, August 20, 2010

3 new XXX galleries up on!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

New clips up on!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Toni back in full force soon!

Sorry not around much, but soon that will be different! I don't have much computer access until my daughter is off to college in two weeks...then it will be just you and me (wink). We're breaking out the toys boys! smile
Maybe bring a friend! I do have new content for you just hectic summer with new job and getting daughter to say goodbye to family in Ohio and NC, then packing and settling her in. So I apologize but I am here and will make it up to you, also workong on doing massive updates and changes. So trying to change galleries and add a bunch of videos and sets, not just one. Also got content for dom site so you will see what more of me and a few different things. I'm looking forward to it and I thank you for your paitence. Also while changing if you have any comments or suggestions that would be cool. Love you!
Will then be on the webcam and im more cause it will just be me at home and no time constraints or trying to be quiet. So I'm excited about new content, new look and spending more time wiht you!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

6 New Galleries up on my site! Most of them are fetish galleries

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Some fun jokes

Thanks to "John Ready" for emailing me these! I laughed so hard I had to show them to those reading my blogs!
Toni B

Tagging Birds
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:

Wash. Biol. Surv.

Until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

"Dear Sirs:

While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."

The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.


A Dog's Life
A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.

"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."


Words Not Yet In The Dictionary
ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.

BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

BUZZACKS (buz' aks) n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DIMP (dimp) n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.


Blonde and Library
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"